So You’re Naked… (What Next?)

I’m sure a majority of people would agree with me when I say that being naked is fucking awesome, because hey, it is. No restricting clothes, or pockets full of useless shit…what could be better than that? Now, I can’t say that I’m all about running through the streets of New York bare ass naked, but I might just spend the weekend feeling that extra breeze as I walk around my apartment, if you know what I mean. So, in case you might be considering doing the same, I’ve compiled a list of the best things to do naked so you won’t feel like such a nude n00b.


h3First, celebrate your nakedness. Check yo’ self out. Run around and feel the breeze. Take a picture if you’re feeling it. And remember, you’re naked and you’re awesome.




h4Second, jump on the bed. Just do it.



h5Third, do some art. My favorite is to paint, but that’s just me. If you have company, make a sex painting. It’s messy and gross and awkward and totally great.



h8Fourth, swim naked (alt: take a bubble bath).



n1Next, saddle up on your bike and join your local naked bike ride rally. Nothing is more exciting than riding around saying “Hello world, here’s my genitals!” Okay…so maybe don’t do in such a creepy way. But you get the gist.



h7This one might be odd, but I love cleaning my house naked. Don’t knock it ’till you try it, right?



h9To top that off, grab some wine and noms and veg the fuck out.




Lastly, sleep naked. It’s the ultimate breezy blissfulness.

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