I’m sure a majority of people would agree with me when I say that being naked is fucking awesome, because hey, it is. No restricting clothes, or pockets full of useless shit…what could be better than that? Now, I can’t say that I’m all about running through the streets of New York bare ass naked, but I might just spend the weekend feeling that extra breeze as I walk around my apartment, if you know what I mean. So, in case you might be considering doing the same, I’ve compiled a list of the best things to do naked so you won’t feel like such a nude n00b.
Next, saddle up on your bike and join your local naked bike ride rally. Nothing is more exciting than riding around saying “Hello world, here’s my genitals!” Okay…so maybe don’t do in such a creepy way. But you get the gist.
Lastly, sleep naked. It’s the ultimate breezy blissfulness.