Buzzfeed’s Top 15 Words We Made Up for 90’s Singles Who Are in a Long Term Relationship With Their BFF

Ostrichhouse

– A compound just like doghouse except with ostriches, you know, like an Ostrichhouse.

Toop

– A shortening of “to go poop”. An example: “Hey friend – I’ve got toop!”

Ghaaakkddsssz

– It’s not a word – look it up, I dare you!

Garbizzle

– An extra unnecessary word for garbage.

Enterostension

– It’s a made up word, it can mean whatever you want!

Buzzbull

– Slang for stupid Buzzfeed lists full of bullshit.

Chairo

– What stupid people think is Spanish for chair.

Firetruck

– Fire truck isn’t one word but I made it one word so now it is a new word. Fuck you.

1235558

– Can numbers be a word?

Buzzslave

– A secret Manchurian immigrant slave worker at Buzzfeed whose job it is to make stupid fucking lists of shit all day for the rest of eternity.

Bananana

– The word “banana” with two extra letters. It means… banana.

Pooplist

– A blog post that lists anything in any matter for any reason. Sometimes these lists are made by “news” companies because they are shit faces.

GodwhydidIchoosetomakeupsomanywords

– The feeling you get when you try to make up a list of words and struggle to keep coming up with more words for said list.

Pleasehelpmetheyareholdingmeprisoner

– This word is not suspicious and means that Buzzfeed is a great company that does not kidnap Manchurians!

Fifteenword

– A word denoting the 15th word in a list of words such as this one.