Shoes? No. Dresses? No. Rings? No.

 

Brooches. Bitches love them some brooches.

 

This year, when that special someone gets you an Etsy gift card for Christmas (or you’re in a crunch for a late gift), get a brooch. We’ve complied a list of the best of the best, so Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

 

 

For the granola-eaters, from SecondWindShop, a raw amathyst brooch.

 

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For the ones on the naughty list, from gossiprag, a pin up Hitler brooch:

 

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For the classay laday, from Crystalitzy, a crystal and pearl brooch:

 

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For the one who’s still shipping Hillary, from LiaLane, a presidential brooch:

 

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For the Scandi-Mod-MidC chic, from SketchInc, a geometric cat brooch:

 

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For the Twin Peaks-aholic, from KitschfromtheKrypt, a Log Lady brooch:

 

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For the foulest of foul, from ModernGirlBlitz, a Fuck Yeah brooch set:

 

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For the au-naturale, from cardinalandfitz, a geode slice brooch:

 

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For the 90’s babe, from DOLLYMIXbySARAH, a My Little Pony brooch:

 

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For the O.G., from UpYourAlleyAntiques, a Victorian bust brooch and earring set:

 

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We hope these brooches keep all your bitches happy. Merry Christnukwanza, or whatever you’re celebrating this year.